Nur zur Illustration

was ich die ganze Zeit so treibe:

Three econometricians went out hunting, and came across a large deer. The first econometrician fired, but missed, by a meter to the left. The second econometrician fired, but also missed, by a meter to the right. The third econometrician didn't fire, but shouted in triumph, "We got it! We got it!"

Vielleicht nicht neu, aber treffend (pun intended).